Anonymous: i want to sit on ur face

sounds good

“Hey There Girls. I’m A Cunt.”
—  Every Time I Die - Bored Stiff (via mistressofjesus)
Anonymous: Can I suck the dick

Lol no.

“I hope I creep into your thoughts from time to time, to get you back for all the nights you haunted mine.”
—  Me (via dmndquality)
reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

(Source: aonedirectionlovingcanadian)


Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk